Deadly Weapons

Any other filmmaker setting out to exploit the 73-inch bosom of stripper Chesty Morgan would simply have concocted a plot featuring a lot of sex, or perhaps cast Morgan as a stripper. Not Doris Wishman, the female Ed Wood and the creator of history's least sexy sexploitation movies. In a movie guaranteed to be found on any film buff's top ten all-time worst list, DEADLY WEAPONS casts the freakish and wholly unappealing Morgan as an advertising executive who hunts down the gangsters that killed her lover and murders them by smothering them to death with her breasts.

Sent by his gangster boss Mr. Batty to retrieve an incriminating address book, thug Larry instead ...