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Deadly Twins

1988, Movie, NR, 92 mins

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Audrey and Judy Landers are best known for their appearance as the first twin centerfold in Playboy history and for a series of undistinguished guest appearances on television, but in this wretched German-made feature, they get a chance to showcase their talents. Moving from New York to Cologne when one of them (the two are virtually indistinguishable, and the credits don't identify the characters) gets a job, the sisters supplement their income with a truly horrid singing act in a discotheque. After their show one night, they are raped and beaten by the thug son of the local mob chief and his pal. The twins manage to give a description of their attacker and his car to the police, but the attacker is protected by his father's influence. Unable to get justice, the sisters follow in the well-trod B-movie footsteps of many a wronged woman and seek vengeance themselves. Shot on video with all the finesse of hardcore porn, DEADLY TWINS may be the absolute bottom of the barrel of 1988. The Landers sisters should stick to still photos because they are drop-dead gorgeous but, as soon as they try to emote or even speak, exhibit their numbingly apparent lack of talent. Tellingly, no writer is credited for DEADLY TWINS, indicating that either someone pulled his name off in disgust, or (as seems more likely), the film was just made up as it went along. leave a comment
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