The choice is yours: Shell out 10 bucks for this dire spoof of recent romantic comedies a la SCARY MOVIE and NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, or toss your 12-year-old nephew a quarter and get him to act out scenes from his favorite movies for 80 minutes: The entertainment value will be about the same. The main inspiration — the term "inspiration" being used here in the loosest possible sense — is MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING. Morbidly obese Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan, trapped in a lumpy fat suit) may weigh 389 pounds, but he clings to the belief that she'll one day meet and marry Mr. Right, even if her appearance seems to make most men nauseous. Julia also holds fast to her dre...