Arriving on the big screen four decades after the original TV series
Dark Shadows went off the air -- and on the heels of two failed attempts to resurrect it on the small screen -- Tim Burton’s take on the classic gothic soap opera offers irrefutable evidence that some vampires are best left buried. Listless and lacking any story momentum that might actually bring the stagnant plot to life, these shadows aren’t nearly as dark as they are dull, ensuring that not even Burton’s trademark visuals are capable of hypnotizing us into believing that we’re seeing something remotely interesting.
Transformed into a vampire and entombed for 200 years after betrayin...
Released:
2012
Rated:
PG-13
Length:
n/a