Da Hip Hop Witch

This all-star fright film parody makes little sense, and what sense it makes is neither funny nor scary. Ten years after a mysterious assailant attacked dozens of hip-hop performers in Newark, the police brace themselves for a wave of copycat crimes. Over 80 musicians claim that a witch molested and disrespected them, causing dissension in their groups: Eminem and Spliff Star are so terrified of Da Hip Hop Witch that they lock themselves in a conference room with a reporter. But it's possible that the "witch" is just a hoax staged by record producers Big Z (Elijah Rhoades) and Lazarus (Tony Prendatt) to undermine their rival, Street Don (LA, the Darkman). Manhattan ...