More than a decade after the dreadful CROCODILE DUNDEE II, Australian phenomenon Paul Hogan (who in recent years has been reduced to shilling for Subaru SUVs) returns with what feels like a feature-length vanity project. Crocodile hunter Mick Dundee (Hogan) and former big-city girl Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski, Hogan's wife) are happily ensconced in the Australian outback and the proud parents of eight-year-old Mikey (Serge Cockburn). True, crocodiles are a protected species and have to be captured alive rather than killed, but Mick's a philosophical guy. If there were no more crocs, he'd be hunting wild pigs, and who wants to be called Porker Dundee? And his macho-...