Not even coherent enough to be called trash, CORPORATE AFFAIRS is an irritating mess. This exercise in sloppiness, billed as a romantic comedy, requires its audience to work overtime to make sense of the nonsense onscreen.
The schematic plot concerns two corporate rivals in a company called the Kindred Group. There's Jessica Pierce (Mary Crosby), who's a vicious Sigourney Weaver-like CEO bitch. And there's Simon Tanner (Peter Scolari), her impish Robert Morse-like rival. They once were romantically involved but
their relationship was destroyed by greed and a love of competition. Their rivalry now fuels the company. They play hardball business that involves sexu...