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Chooch

2004, Movie, NR, 81 mins

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Unless you grew up in an Italian-American neighborhood like the one featured in this contrived but pleasant enough comedy, you might not know that "chooch" is slang for jackass, a likeable loser who can't help but screw up. Dino Condito (Carmine Famiglietti) is a perfect example. Growing up in the shadow of Shea Stadium in Queens, New York, Dino once dreamed of playing for the Mets. Now 28, Dino doesn't even have a steady job, he still lives with his parents, and Dino's best ... read more leave a comment
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The life of Queens resident Dino Condito (Carmine Famiglietti) is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth against Hoboken, his crew brands him "the chooch." Trying to cheer up his cousin, Jubilene Condito (Joseph Summa) cashes in the savings from his first holy communion and springs for a vacation to Cancun. "You mean leave Queens?" asks Dino, as if the thought had never occurred to him. But there?s a mix-up on the way to the airport involving a mysterious bag of money. As soon as Dino and Jube land in Mexico, they?re abducted by a pair of thugs and left in the desert at the mercy of a trio of soldiers. It takes reuniting Dino?s old Queens "crew," including Dino?s beloved pet dachshund, to save the two cousins. Only after a jail bust, donkey ride, chicken coop explosion, and a life-changing love affair at the local bordello does the crew finally arrive to save the day. Returning home in triumphant glory with his r
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Chooch movie trailer - starring Carmine Famiglietti, Joseph Summa, Stefan Lysenko, Paola Walker, Pete Medina. Directed by J.C. Bari. Genre: Comedy Rating: R
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Length: 02:11
Posted: 3/17/2008
Two guys from Queens take a trip to Mexico, but their vacation goes awry, and one ends up in prison while the other searches for help.
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The life of Dino Condito is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth, his crew brands him the chooch. Trying to cheer up his cousin Dino, Jubilene Condito cashes in his savings from his first holy communion and springs for a vacation to Cancun. But there's a mix-up on the way to the airport involving a mysterious bag of money.
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Length: 01:20:00
Posted: 6/12/2009
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Year: 2004
Rated NR

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Cast
Carmine Famiglietti: Dino Condito/Ladonna's Father
Joseph Summa: Jubilene Condito
Gino Cafarelli: Nicol "Nick" Rubino/
Anthony Barile: Anthony Rubino
Michael Bocchetti: The Mayor of Bocci Park
Nicky Cerulli: Sally Boy

 

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