As the title might suggest, BRAINSMASHER--A LOVE STORY is not a particularly subtle comedy. But the film starring Andrew Dice Clay as a bouncer who battles a murderous band of Shaolin monks doesn't take itself all that seriously, which is good advice for anyone planning to watch it.
Supermodel Samantha Crains (Teri Hatcher) gets a package containing a red lotus flower from her botanist sister that has to be delivered to Portland. She makes the delivery and finds her sister has been captured by Shaolin Monks who want the flower because they believe it holds "the key to the
ultimate power." The sisters escape and split up, agreeing to meet the next day. Samantha ...