First the good news: Sniggering David Spade does not appear in the new Chris Farley comedy. Of course, the bad
news is that there's a new Chris Farley comedy. Farley -- one of the few comedians who could ever be justly accused of debasing the
pratfall -- has made a film that's tantamount to watching an overweight man slip on a banana peel for nearly 90 minutes. Here the Saturday Night Live
veteran plays Haru, a hefty ninja wannabe who as an infant washes up on the Japanese shore. Rescued by a clan of clandestine ninjas who
believe he's the long-prophesied Great White Ninja, Haru is trained in the lethal arts. The movie's one, very long joke is that Ha...