An annoying schmuck sells his soul for seven opportunities to win the girl of his dreams, none of which turns out exactly as he'd wanted. Every office has an Elliot Richards (Brendan Fraser), someone so relentlessly, cluelessly irritating that
co-workers will turn on their heels to avoid saying hi to him at the soda machine. Like all misfits, Elliot nurses a secret crush on an unattainable woman, in this instance co-worker Alison Gardner (Frances O'Connor). After botching an attempt to chat with Alison, Elliot utters those fateful words: "I would do anything
to have that woman in my life." And suddenly he's face-to-face with a scarlet-clad temptress (Elizabet...