Tween girls and sexually unsatisfied adult women, gird your loins -- it’s time for another epically romantic teen-fantasy franchise, and this one is really good: Beautiful Creatures
. If Twilight
made your heart go pitter-patter, you’ll probably love this movie. Interestingly, if Twilight
made you vomit, you might also love this movie. Because while it’s just as passionate and sappy, it’s nowhere near as crappy.
That’s not an affront to Twilight exactly. Okay, well, maybe it is. But clearly, Twilight did just fine without particularly concerning itself with issues of quality filmmaking. It was meant to make its audience line u...