You know what's wrong with professional sports? You have to be, like, an athlete
or something to get on the gravy train, and that's not fair to slack-ass doofuses like Coop (Trey Parker) and Remer (Matt Stone). So they invent a sport so
lame that even they can excel, especially if they marshal their shameless gross-out skills to screw with their opponents' concentration. It's called BASEketball, it's basically an endless series of free throws interspersed with a whole lotta horsing around. Enter billionaire entrepreneur Denslow
(Ernest Borgnine), who offers to make BASEketball a professional sport; the boys agree, as long as they stick to some proudly amateu...