B*A*P*S

A Cinderella comedy about two homegirls from Decatur, GA, and their adventures in LaLa Land, this crude cross between The Beverly Hillbillies and DISORDERLIES is almost painfully unfunny. Bored with their lives, best friends Nisi (Halle Berry) and Mickey (Natalie Desselle) flee to L.A. to audition for a Heavy D video and are tricked into helping the unscrupulous Isaac Blakemore (Jonathan Fried) bilk his dying uncle (Martin Landau) out of millions. But the girls and the geezer hit it off, and between Mickey's soul food and Nisi's lessons in water basketball, shopping, rap music and dancing, he's soon having the time of his life -- even crusty, overprotective ...