A witless, ill-directed attempt at John Waters-like black comedy, ANDY WARHOL'S BAD is undermined by amateurish acting, narrative aimlessness, bland music, and the sight of a mother, tired of waiting for the paid killers she has hired, blithely dropping an infant out of the window of a
Queens housewife Hazel Aiken (Carrol Baker) runs two businesses out of her house--electrolysis and murder for hire. The latter is performed by a string of regular hitwomen, including platinum blond R.C. (Cyrinda Foxe), Italian-accented P.G. (Stefania Cassini), sisters Marcia and Glenda (Maria and
Geraldine Smith), and S.F. (Barbara Allen). Current clients inclu...