Businessman Andrews has a heart attack while flying his small plane, which smashes into a jumbo 747, killing the flight crew and leaving a gaping hole in the cockpit. The pilot's seat is quickly taken by courageous cross-eyed stewardess Black, who flies the plane over hill and dale while
the passengers recall their wicked ways and have apoplectic attacks. Heston tries to instruct the hysterical Black on how to fly the big crate but then decides to lower himself through the hole in the plane via helicopter (another pilot attempts it and gets splattered). He is successful and brings
the ship to a perilous landing on the runway readied by gruff grounds chief Kennedy, ...