This tired caper comedy, directed by Brett Ratner from Paul Zbyszewski and Craig Rosenberg's painfully derivative screenplay, is permanently trapped in the doldrums, drifting listlessly from one gadget-heavy set piece to another without ever stirring up so much as a ripple of energy. It is, however, a fine feature-length advertisement for the tacky charms of the Atlantis resort on Paradise Island, the Bahamas. Jewel thief Max Burdett (Pierce Brosnan) and Lola Cirillo (Salma Hayek), his partner in crime and criminally sexy hanky-panky (or so we're meant to believe, despite all evidence to the contrary), plan to retire after one last heist. The master of the perfect al...
Released:
2004
Rated:
PG-13
Length:
100 mins