A more accurate title would be ABRAXAS: GUARDIAN OF THORNBURY, ONTARIO, because the intergalactic mayhem seldom oversteps the border of that one snowy town. The budget apparently ran out with the purchase of a book of science fiction terminology, as Abraxas (Jesse Ventura) is introduced as
a Finder, a brawny 11,856-year-old alien cop in a drab uniform who fights epic (unseen) battles against crime throughout the vast (unshown) universe. His archenemy is Secundus (Sven Ole-Thorsen), once a fellow Finder, now a power-crazed renegade who beams to Earth and, with just a touch,
impregnates innocent bystander Sonia Murray (Marjorie Bransfield). Minutes afterwards she bea...